2. Claudia: *Points at a picture of gandhi* What's his name?
Student: "Yoda" (he is not joking)
3. Student: *looking at a picture of my aunt and cousin* OH! SAME!! CONTROL C, CONTROL V!
4. Student: Claudia, after *sings the wedding march*, after baby, 열심히 운동 (exercise hard), ok? Or *points at the other teacher*.
5. Student1: Teacher! Can you marry my uncle?
Student2: No, he is ugly. My uncle is better.
Student3: My uncle is ugly but he is a professional baseball player for the Tigers!
Student2: No, he is ugly. My uncle is better.
Student3: My uncle is ugly but he is a professional baseball player for the Tigers!
6. Claudia: "I would like to join the book club." What is a club?
Student: MekJu (beer) and dance!
7. Student: Teacher, can I borrow sheekcho and bottle? (vinegar left over from a science experiment and a drink I just finished)
Claudia: Uh...why?
Student: To trick my friend *evil laughter*
8. Student: Teacher, the science teacher loves you! (new young male teacher at our school)
Claudia: Why do you say that?
Student: I asked him if he loves you and he hahahahahaha! no yelling at me!
9. Claudia: How's the weather today?
Student: It's Cloudy-a!! (how they pronounce my name)
10. Student: *while running in a race, making a heart with his arms above his head* I love youuu teachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Student: MekJu (beer) and dance!
7. Student: Teacher, can I borrow sheekcho and bottle? (vinegar left over from a science experiment and a drink I just finished)
Claudia: Uh...why?
Student: To trick my friend *evil laughter*
8. Student: Teacher, the science teacher loves you! (new young male teacher at our school)
Claudia: Why do you say that?
Student: I asked him if he loves you and he hahahahahaha! no yelling at me!
9. Claudia: How's the weather today?
Student: It's Cloudy-a!! (how they pronounce my name)
10. Student: *while running in a race, making a heart with his arms above his head* I love youuu teachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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